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Hurricanes:
North: Holy shit Hurricane Sandy is coming. BUY ALL THE BREAD! CLOSE ALL THE PLACES.
South: Shut the fuck up it's a category 1.
Snow:
South: 3 inches of snow?! Fuck it all. We're done. Game over. Never leaving my house again.
North: 30 inches of snow? Get your ass in school. It's just frozen water.
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