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i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
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girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared
Me
What. That sounds like fun, bring it on, girlfriend.
